Based On a real case:
CHICAGO (Reuters) – A woman is suing a Chicago-area zoo for a 2008 fall near a dolphin exhibit, accusing zookeepers of encouraging the mammals to splash water and then failing to protect spectators from wet surfaces, local media reported on Thursday.

In her suit filed earlier this week, Allecyn Edwards said she was injured while walking near an exhibit at Brookfield Zoo, where a group of Atlantic bottlenose dolphins were performing, media said.

Officials “recklessly and willfully trained and encouraged the dolphins to throw water at the spectators in the stands, making the floor wet and slippery,” but failed to post warning signs or lay down protective mats or strips, the suit said, according to the reports.

Edwards is demanding more than $50,000 for lost wages, medical expenses and emotional trauma from the Chicago Zoological Society and the Forest Preserve District of Cook County, which operate the zoo in Chicago’s southwest suburbs.

I did change the names for my little … story – because, clearly, my account of the proceedings are COMPLETELY false, and are meant to be read as sketch comedy; nothing more.

what no fines for wasting the judge’s time? lol

Who knows what the outcome could be…
Go ahead and sequel!
What’s the next case?! It can go on forever.

Funny, as sketch comedy goes. And that was a bizarre case. Seems anymore the ‘American Dream’ is to win a big lawsuit.