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The Arrogant Businessman

He’s one of the cliché guy characters-
the arrogant, businessman type;
self-assured, ironed clothes,
hair gelled into the perfect
thirty-something-but-trying-to-look-younger style.
He goes fly- fishing with his father on Sundays,
brings his own Veuve-Clicquot wine to backyard barbecues,
talks baseball with older guys,
and pretends to know good music.
He’s got five kids from three different mothers,
thousands of clients out of his 50th floor leather-furnished office,
and not a spot on his crisp dry-cleaned Armani button-down shirt,
or a wrinkle in his pleated khaki pants.
And worst of all?
He’s completely oblivious to the fact that if I ever see him touch heragain
it’ll be the last thing he does.

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