If Jesus were my teammate, I’d never experience defeat
Together we would win it all, every match, heat and meet
If Jesus were my teammate, we’d be swell pals
After winning a softball game, he’d give me all the gals
If Jesus were my teammate, we’d never get rained out
We’d always have enough light, and “hurray Jesus” the crowds would shout
He’d turn water to wine after every W added, Multiplying bread and fish whenever we were short
If Jesus and I were teammates, I’d never drive into a water hazard
With the help of his divine skill, Every record I’d shatter
If Jesus was my teammate, what a wonderful QB he’d be
As the receiver we’d run patterns, and he’d always throw to me
Oh Jesus, where were you all these years when I needed your help?
I shot +24 yesterday, and I continue to strike out
Jesus, please be my teammate, I don’t think I can continue
Failing at all these stupid games, damn I really need you