Haha, lovely! Its often hard enough trying to get away from your own phone, but hundreds of them? I often wonder if this is how boomerang salesmen make their money…

Curious premise. Good to see that he gets justice.

I think you hit the character limit on this one, though.

It’s a rather silly story inspired by a conversation online:

** [redacted] picks up a replacement battery for [redacted]’s phone for less than two quid, from Hong Kong, with free postage. Not sure how that can possibly be economic, but hey.
: it’s actually a small transporter device. You put it in the phone, try to turn the phone on, and it instantly vaporises and reappears on a desk in Hong Kong.