I’m so contrarian. :)

ugh, i don’t like elvis, and you are mentioning songs, i bet, so i will promptly forget this ficly, no offense to you, just elvis..

oh wait. Not That Elvis..
oops
Not actually knowing either Elvis left me inept to properly envision this ficly. I’m picturing sequins and white spandex.. and I should be picturing big glasses and receding hairlines.. and whose songs I also probably know many of but just can’t think of them right now.
Does this make it funnier? maybe if I read it with my foot in my mouth..

Elsha. How could someone not know the 2 Elvis guys. They sang nursery rhymes.oops tha was the wiggles. This was good Text. And I like the way you backed into Costello and not The Pres.

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