I envy your very existence
I envy everything you’ve ever done
I envy the fact that you are alive
I envy the fact that you don’t just survive
Because I haven’t so much as breathed the air of a life as good as yours
Because the life you have is like acid rain to me
And I want to go out and dance in the pain
But the life that you lead is so exotic to me
I need someone like you to raise the hydrogen count in my fish tank.
My life is pHzero