“Let me get this straight, you want to preach the word of God …”

The young man interrupted with, “Yes, it’s my purpose in life.”

“Right. You don’t run a megachurch, do you?”

“No.”

“TV program?”

“No.”

“Radio show?”

“No.”

“Website?”

“No.”

“How do you plan to reach people?”

The young man smiled. “I will walk among them.”

“Listen, I understand. What you want to do is noble and all, but if you want to be part of the big leagues, you’ll have to put aside such rank amateur stuff.”

The young man frowned. After a few moments he nodded. “I understand.”

“Great. Let’s start you off with something simple, a YouTube page. Now, what was your name again?”

“Jesus.”