let hide from real life behind a veil of drugs and booze and smoke
we’ll cough and yell and laugh too loud when someone tells a joke
its the life i want that i cant have because the world says so
i wish there was a place like that, somewhere i could go

where money is naught and we never have to work
we can laze all day and wont have to be another soulless clerk
escape from the world of the retail zombies smoking their breaks away
we can eat and smoke and drink and be happy, and like little kids we’ll play

we have a peter pan complex with an alcohol problem
if we have big life issues then the booze will help solve them
our never never land is found after a run to the packie
i know this sounds weird but when youre drunk it aint wacky

im know that some day i will end up getting married
ill have a wife and some kids and my life will be harried
but until that day comes i say fuck growing up
ill sit back and smile as i refill my cup