From a transmission on FOX News, October 31, 2009:

“We are just receiving word that a nuclear warhead has just been detonated on American soil. The—the bomb seems to have gone off over Washington. It appears that the entire federal district has been destroyed, as…as well as the immediately neighboring areas. Vice President Biden has been transferred to Air Force Two for…we are now getting information that New York has also been affected by a bomb blast. Details are sketchy and it’s not confirmed yet but the bomb seems to have gone off somewhere in Midtown…nobody knows just how many people are dead yet but…but…is this a joke? Randy, is this some sick joke? We’re not really on the air, are we? We’re still showing O’Reilly. You…this is real…uh…I—I—I—I—I’m sorry, guys, uh, I didn’t mean…oh sweet heavens. Reports are now confirming that Los Angeles has also been bombed by what appears to be a nuclear device…as always, stick with FOX News for the latest…I think I’m going to faint.”