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Space Pirates

“Crap, where did I leave it this time.”
“I think I found it sir.”
“Let me see boy.”
The 3 eye, one arm, and one wooden peg leg pirate. Held up a key for the captain to see, “My boy do you not know what key that is.”
“Is it the key to the ship captain?”
“No that is where you go wrong, that’s the key to the crapper. Why would I want to use a key to the crapper?”
“I thought maybe business took place in them.”
“You truly are an idiot boy.”
The Captain threw a bottle of gin at the pirate, missing his head slightly.
“Captain that could really hurt someone you know.”
“Sigh.” The Captain shook his head.
“Well it could be worse captain.” The slick hair pirate spoke.
“How so mate.”
“You could be trapped in sector 90 again.”
“Your right I guess things are better then what they seem.”
“Shall we sail off into the north?” A pirate spoke from the back of the ship.
Captain Gurgle turned around startled at the sight of the pirate missing half of his skull.
“Why yes and how about we get you a hat as well.”

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