Starting bootup sequence…
Running sanity checks…
2 + 2 = 4
e = 2.718281828459045…
pi = 3.141592653589793…
~0 = -1
~(1 << 63) = -9223372036854775809
-up = down
-left = right
-front = back
a = b, b = c → a = c
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