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hey do you have like some weird truman show-esque camera in my house? God i cant believe you called me out like this……I’m gonna have alot of ’splaining to do later……………thanks muffy.

Hey man,
she was gonna find out.
I’m surprised that she didn’t figure something was up after the five dogs that died of upset stomachs…….

Haha, cute little touch of realism to the idealism of the previous bit. Personally, we don’t have a dog, so I just do most of the cooking. Because I love me.

I was going all mushy inside until THX’s comment.

I love you, too, THX. Because you’re awesome.