“Oh my God! She sticks her face in everything I do! Like, I can’t even call Brad. She’s all like, What cha doing? Who ya talkin to? Like it’s any of her business!” she rants into the phone.
After a brief pause, “Oh yeah, she does that too. What’s the deal? Do all moms get together and plan these things? They want us all to be miserable, geez! Hey hold on, Meg. I gotta call comin in.”
A few clicks, “Hey Brad, what cha doin?” Pause. “Oh I’m okay, how are you?” Another pause then a giggle. “Yeah, you too. I liked it too.” Pause. “Yeah, I guess we should. Tonight?” Long pause. “Okay, see ya ’round.”
Clicks. “Hey Meg? Still here?” Pause. “Oh my God! He just broke up with me! What’s up with that?” Listening for the reply. “Yeah I know! Kim tried to steal him from me before. That bitch!”
Longer pause. “You what?”
Pause. “Your mom said what?” Pause again. “You can’t talk to me anymore? What a bitch!”
Pause. “Ok fine, bye.”
Clicks. “Hey, Kim? Know what Meg just said?”