It is a long time since I have read something so utterly, surreally and tastily hilarious… Bravo, Mr Muffin, bravo! I hope you’ll be sequelling, or god help me I will, MH

Hahaha, makes me want to get a muffin. And then not eat it. >_> YOU CAN’T PROVE ANTHING!

“Sexy, delicious warts.” (That’s the mantra I say every morning as I look in the mirror.)

Really, though, you’re making a woman muffin and not describing her…well, chest?

Nice tags, too.

ugh, i mean choc chip muffins are great, but warts this is twisted!

muff you are seriously disturbed

I was also thinking…..what does her dad look like? A bundt cake? Ya know with rolls on top and all? Ok, I’ll stop.

… And now I want to go eat the Sprinkles cupcake I bought earlier today. This made me hungry! :P

:)