HEY KIDS!
ARE YOUR PARENTS BUGGING YOU ABOUT EATING HEALTHY?!
DO YOU LIKE SNACKING ON UNHEALTHY FOODS?!
I’M TURDLY CRAPPES AND I’D LIKE YOU TO TRY OUT MY NEW PRODUCT, TERD!
IT’S THE FIRST FOOD TO MIX HEALTHY AND UNHEALTHY FOOD PRODUCTS INTO ONE GIANT LUMP!!
HERE’S WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE TO SAY:
“I…. I bought mine, and… my mouth.. my mouth feels [so good]. I need something to [not] clean it out with. I seriously think I’m going to [spread the love] all over the floor.”

“Is this seriously someone’s [product]?! Like you just took a mega [idea] in your [brain], put it in a box and sold it? Wow. And people are buying it?!”

“Mine came with beads inside…..”

SO PLEASE, TRY OUT MY TERD. IT’S GOT REAL CORN, PEANUTS AND PEAS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG ROUND CHOCOLATE BAR.
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, SEND IT BACK, AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A FULL REFUND!!
Terd, Inc. Is not responsible for any injuries that occur while using our terds. Terds are meant for consuming, not playing, sharing and certainly not smelling. BUY NOW