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this is so offensive i hope noone kills you.
you are just crazy.
it hus funny how you made shit seven syllables hehehehe

Offensive or not, I thought it was hilarious. :)

There were so many curse words I didnt finish it. I have never seen someone fit those many bad words in less that twenty pages.
The one pencil I’m giving you is actually one quarter of a pencil.
This literally made my eyes bleed.

Muffy! I’m calling your Mum!
did you mark this mature, purely for language?

@mjy, I aim to please, and seven syllable swears tend to please.
@B.Booth THANK YOU!!!
@Biscotti, you obviously have never been to the ghetto. I live in England, and even I know what its like in the ghetto. haha
@Elsh DON’T!! I MARKED IT MATURE!!
I’M SOOORRY!!!

Apparently you can make someone’s eyes bleed purely by producing text on a screen. That has to be some sort of superpower. Probably an evil superpower, but a superpower nonetheless. Personally, I’m just tickled pink that my name with a lot of exclamation points is one of your tags. :D

hahaha
I just realised this is nothing more than one long bout of profanity…….
the US should use this as a torture technique.
Hey, it beats waterboarding.

Offense taken, in stride & laughingly! Ha HA! That will teach me!

Now, I coulda sworn there were two other stories entered into this challenge, where’d they go?

No, it was originally a huge bout of profanity and I now realise how crappy it was.

lol, muffy has seen the error of his ways..

Holy Batcrap! You changed it before I could read it. … I always miss out on the unnecessary profanity?!?! What the crunk is this world coming to?

It’s one thing to edit a story for clarity, but to change it completely… 1 star. That’s right. I’m not taking it back either. You should have stuck to your gut feeling and not have kowtowed to censors.

Man, I’m so livid. I just want to kick you in the meatsack that used to be your nuts. Ok, now that I got that out of my system…
I did like the part about calling your mom…it was a bit funny.

Soooooorry

hey i wanted to read this

I think your readership demands that you return this story to its original pristine condition.