Dude they turn to stone? no that is gargoyles, well welcome to ficly this was a nice story but its hard to mess up zombies, everybody likes zombies.

ROFL! I love the idea of a zombie stuck in a portapotty, confused and stuck in a shitter… you should have made this comedy with that as a punchline… so good!

I thought the zombies were outside..
At least you had a place to go.. *snicker
However, I thought porta potties were easy to overturn.. THAT would be bad.

That’s what I was thinking Elsha, they are gonna turn it over! the silence before the storm. I like your work McCray

hahaha.
Loveses it.
Uhhhhh,
is’nt Z for Zombies?

Thanks for the kind words, everybody!

Very funny, very real-feeling chain of thoughts for this poor guy in an extreme situation. Loved the line about the things missing the memo. And I think it’s safe to assume that this port-a-potty is bolted down, right.

cool – just getting into this zombie thing – this was a fun read

you put this whole zombie madness in a 1024 characters! now I’ve to ensure myself to stay away from porta potty, just in case.