“What made you want to learn?”
“I don’t really.”
“Excuse me?”
“Well, I really just plan on shooting this guy I know. But afterwards, I’d like to stand over his body. You know like this. My foot on his chest, one arm akimbo and the bow and arrow in my other hand. That way, when everyone comes rushing in, you know, it’ll, um, look more impressive.”
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“Uh, well, that’ll be 89.75 for the quiver. Um . . 339.99 for bow, and 69.00 for the arrows. Credit?”
“Lord no! Cash.”