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Rumble At The Chick Fil A

All I wanted was a chicken sandwich, a free chicken sandwich. After sorting through all my clothes I finally found an old University of Texas t-shirt so I was set to go.

The line was long when I got there, tempers were short, the servers exhausted. I finally made it to the front and ordered my free “sammich” and a Dr. Pepper. I was looking for a place to sit when I accidentally bumped into a very large woman wearing an Oklahoma jersey. She took offense. I took offense.

The line in the emergency room is long.

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