A Message From God
This is God Speaking.
Yes, THAT God.
I wanted to let you know that you are teh coolest (yes, I said teh. You seem to like using it) woman to ever grace Ficly.
Oh, by the way,
without you, the world would have one less funtastic writer.
The Eleventh Commandment: Thall shalt try to achieve Elshaness.
Elshaness; (n), the purest form of holy awesomeness one can achieve.
So there. Moses is carving that into the bottom of the stone tablet right now.