I want a doughnut. A nice, sugary doughnut, with jelly on the inside. I want to bite into it and feel the jelly slowly seeping into my mouth, surrounded by warm, sugary dough. I want some hot coffee to go with it, to wash it down. I want to taste the sweet jelly, the sweet bread. Like sex in your mouth.
Oh, wait, no. Thats called a blowjob.
I would rather have a jelly doughtnut right now then give someone a blowjob.
Unless that someone is Chuck Norris.
That would be so awesome.
I wish I was giving Chuck Norris a blowjob right now.
Back on topic; I want a blowjob.
I mean a jelly doughtnut.