This has been an idea stirring in the back of my mind for about a week now, inspired by the recent h1n1 epidemic, thinking about how the immune system works, and my utter annoyance with both how much the media’s been hyping the epidemic and how ignorant people can be sometimes.

Now, I’m not trying to start a conspiracy (this may be a suspicion later on in this bit, but I thought I’d dispell this early), this is simply the result of mixing around and messing with a few different ideas.

Monk meets the cleaning lady.. wait which one is good and which is bad? I mean Monk is smart, but he has serious issues.. and the cleanest lady in the world, a germaphobic, could be dumber than a box of rocks, but a very nice person.. I’m just not a great judge of character I suppose. Or maybe that’s not what you meant by the good and the bad?
In any case, this is a very clinical, alien’s eye view of the human race, very broad, too, and could be narrowed down in the next installment.

Hey, I get alone with the 1 trillion living organisms in my lower intestion alone, which represent over 400 species of bacteria… so me hating 1 strain of swine flu called h1n1 doesn’t make me a germaphobe. For example, just because I hate Barry Horawitz for giving me wedgie back in 7th grade, that doesn’t make me a anti-semite.

Anyway, I had a point to make…oh yeah…this makes an interesting story idea.

I’m a germaphobe, a lot of the time anyway.

and yay for Elsha mentioning Monk. I love Monk! lol

Thoughtful little discussion, and it definitely leaves me wondering who the narrator is.

And just to be argumentative, it is my belief that a more part of the human race are good and caring sorts, but the jerks just stand out more on account of how loud and dramatic they are.

My thought exactly. I just mostly wanted to toy around with some ideas rolling around in my head.

I felt an edit was in order, to make it sound like our humanoid observer hasn’t lost complete and total faith in humanity.