one word: Brilliant!

Thanks.

brilliant. but in ellens case she cried that her show went down because she came out.but really it just wasnt funny anymore. the entire show became about her being a lesbian, and lets call a spade a spade, its hard to make jokes on primtime about lesbians as a demographic they are more militant than funny. so she could have came out but she didnt have neglect being funny.

eh some women like shoes and some like purses.. ;)
The subtlety with which you’ve addressed the topic, with humor and description, makes the last line all the more awesome!

You must have a bezillion pairs of shoes OR just enough to make your daily statement! Good work! I’ll never think of my shoes the same! Now I need to go walk my dog in my Air Jordans!

@EHawk- My sister is a purse girl. She even makes them on her sewing machine and sells the extras.