Night of the Boogies!
It was then the millions of boogers underwent their drastic transformation. In only seconds they assembled into a slimy man-beast of Batman/Shaq love-child proportions. Lindsay was dead in seconds.
“No killing in class!” Mr. Rogers snarled.
“BWAAAAAGHH! KEE KEE KEEEE! BRRRR!!!” Boogies said.
“I’m sorry back there, I can’t seem to make out what you are saying…”
“BWAG KI BRRR LOP!”
“Ahh, you mean ‘bwoggie kej bjrrh loup!’ Yes, of course. Now take your seat.
And so Boogies did.