I have found myself to be a proficient writer. As you may have noticed, I have written a large number of works on this web space. It is for this reason, my fans, that I have decided to pursue writing as a profession. Tomorrow I will spend my life savings on a ticket to New York City to visit Random House HQ to pitch them my idea for a “Batman and Garfunkel” series. Batman, for those who sit with their bum encompassing their noggin, is a dark creature of the night who was born in 1939 in Gotham City, New Jersey. Garfunkel, on the other hand, is just a small town girl living in a lonely world. When these two forces meet, like fire and ice, awesomeness ensues. That’s all I have for the pitch right now. Everyone wish me luck! I’ll tell you what conspires later.