“What’s up bro?”

My eyes slowly opened. First black, then a slit of light, then blinding white all within. Soon the white started to fade and eventually colors normalized. A great bearded man with a pair of Ray-Ban’s stood before me.

“Who are you?”

“Bro? Dude! It’s me! God! You know, that dude!”

“What in bloody hell are you talkin’ about?” I muttered while rubbing my sore head.

“You, my brutha, have just ascended the ranks. You quit that Earth joint minutes ago. You’re in Heaven now, bra! You didn’t even have to take a stop in limbo; they said you had quite the impressive record!”

Heaven? Me? In Heaven? Balderdash! This is all just a dream… I’ll wake up any moment now. I wonder how long I’ll have to deal with this so-called God fellow for though…

“Oi! Watch your mouth, bro! No secrets here in Heaven! Ain’t no dealing with the God-man. You simply go with the flow!”

What have I got myself into this time?