Ooooh, fantastic. I love that corkscrew twist. As the great Billy Connolly says, “When you’re over 60, never waste an erection.” Typo in the first paragraph: delete the apostrophe in “female’s”. Love it.
Ooooh, fantastic. I love that corkscrew twist. As the great Billy Connolly says, “When you’re over 60, never waste an erection.”
Typo in the first paragraph: delete the apostrophe in “female’s”.
Love it.
Nice setup for the “GAAAHH” ending! Well done, you made everyone throw up a little (but, sweetly?) in their mouths. ;)
I for one did not throw up a little. Old people should be allowed to swear and have sex all they want. A lovely little story that shows both the annoyances and the joys of married life.
ethelthefrog 
Slightnmighty 
THX 0477