Tanya Knows The Price {Retro Ficlets}
“What do ya want wid me?†I demanded.
“Why, the bounty of course!†Tanya smiled. “Do ya have any idea of the price on yer head?â€
Of course I knew, but why would I let her know that?
“A price?†I asked. “What price? I’ve never had no price on my head.â€
Tanya’s smile turned cold. “What do ya take me fer? An idiot?†she asked.
“Ah, no.†I threw her a wink. “Just a pretty darlin’ that’s right confused.â€
Tanya drew both pistols faster than I had ever thought possible. I’d never seen anyone that quick.
“Get in the coach.†she said as matter of factly, as if she was dicussing the weather.
“I’m tellin’ youse, lady. I ain’t the one ya want.†I tried again.
She fired one shot that slammed into a cactus a foot from me.
“Now."