Four Knots: Unbearable
Batman stood in his newly acquired bear form’s glory.
“Who needs a bat-suit when you can have one of these?”
The decaped and beared crusader wandered his surroundings. Bears. A pack of bears, just lying in this cave—sleeping. Batman decided to investigate. He wandered over to the bear king, hibernating in the coziest corner of the entire hibernation chamber. The bear king asked what it was Batman actively sought. The Dark Knight replied he was seeking to completely shed his human life and integrate completely into bear culture.
“Such a thing is possible,” the bear king explained, “however, you will have to go through many trials and tribulations.”
“And what trials are these?”
The bear king hunkered down with mystique. A bear smile appeared.
“They are the Four Knots.”