"The Batman Spinning Bat Sex Wheel of Pleasure!"
“Heeeeelllloo and welcome to “The Batman Spinning Bat (Pronounced Butt) Sex Wheel of Pleasure!” Applause exploded across the theatre. “And now, the man we’ve all been waiting for…Batman!” The band bursts into song. From backstage right (our left), here he comes, Batman!
“Thank you, thank you so much. Really, you guys are too kind. Welcome to the show! As we can all see behind us is, yessir, the Bat (pronounced butt, remember!) Sex Wheel of Pleasure! Who wants a go?”
… hours later …
“What’d you think of the show, Spock?”
“Well, doctor, I’m not quite sure what to think. I was mistaken in thinking the show’s title was metaphorical in nature. It had not dawned on me that it was meant literally.”
“Well, at our age you take what you can get,” McCoy looked up at Spock and smiled, “How about you forget about the old Captain one night and come back home with me?”
The Vulcan’s brow raised quite high. “An intriguing proposition, doctor.”
A wry smile crept across McCoy’s face, “Let’s use the backdoor.”