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No tears for a shoe-da-baker

Shoo. Da.

Oh herro missrah jones

Mister Jones had the likeness of a watch tower; a beacon.

“Puer et puella sunt magnos bonos nautos?” Jones interjected.

Oh misrrah jones ress rey are my rery brest sailrors.

“parvam puellam interficibamo” Jones shouted.

Oh missrah jones prease dront krill me.

Jones chopped that ladies head off for twenty-five god damn minutes.

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