no my best writting, but definately the one I enjoyed the most. It took all of 3 seconds to write, once my muses planted the idea.

heh, such a bigfoot…
so ha bigfoot published it yet?

i saw a bigfoot with a typerwriter in yosemite maybe you inspired him to pen.

Whimical and clever. Nice job.

I have to wonder how much you’d bought to have a receipt long enough on which to write a ficlet. :-p Or tiny, tiny handwriting.

This one is vaguely familiar. Fun and silly and reminds me of the excuses I used to try in grade school.

Heh, I liked it! I suppose the premise is an old one, but something about the way it was constructed just made me smile.

The opening was vaguely reminiscent of a certain Tenacious D song, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing!

Yes, Tenacious D had a influence on this story, as well as, the short story “Bigfoot Stole My Wife” by Ron Carlson.

Great fun. Loved the size 10s! Didn’t expect that.