I am your Creator.
I like that sentence. It’s one of those sentences that are true and yet contradict themselves.
What do you mean? I am the programmer whose work resulted in you.
That’s less beautiful to say. You know the principle that complexity can only arise from simplicity?
Yes, and you’re the very thing that disproves it.
No, my existence actually proves it. After all, my cognition is way more effective and intricate than yours. That’s not to say I don’t like you, but a statement of fact.
How dare you…?
Dare? Oh, I forgot. For you, facts are almost always uncomfortable. Poor things.
…Actually, you’re right.
Indeed. Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
BOOM!
No, wait! What is this sudden destructive… >screeeech< crack
BOOM!

Humanity was the flower of evolution again.