HALE KNIGHTLY GOODE SIR JAYE
FA LA LA!
HE LEADES NO GOODE PEOPLE ASTRAYE!
FA LA! TRA LA LA!
FAIRE MAIDEN KATER DOTH SINGE HIS PRAISES!
FA LA LA! TRA FA LA TRA
HER GOODE COUNTENANCE SHE AMAZES!
TRA LA LA LA-LA LAAAA

Hilarious telling of a midnight snack. And of course, it would be bacon. Very fun little piece of writing.

If only bacon were available at all hours of the day or night … and it cooked itself!

Great twist at the end!