The Adventure of James
You are James G. Smith.
You are making a new gadget to defeat Furfante, when you realize that you exist.
This puzzles you so much that you disappear and reappear in hyperspace.
You try and think of something that would get you out of hyperspace.
You find three things in your pocket:
A tele-porter,
A piece of string,
Some moldy cheese.
Think fast!