Dear God, from Mama Velociraptor 2

Dear God,

I tried to eat Caveboy Billy like you said. I chased him up against a cliff. He was delicious.

Then I saw Caveboy Billy hanging around outside his cave, talking to Sue.

Dammit. They all look alike. Can I still eat Billy?

Mama Velociraptor

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