A normal conversation between a fish and a muffin.

Person 1: “Yeah. Well my hand was raped by a boob once.”
Person 2: “Hah. I love the way you put it.”
Person 1: “It was unwilling though.”
Person 2: “No. A boob touch is always willing.”
Person 1: “Nono this one was about 90% unwilling.”
Person 2: “Well I guess not always. Like.. was she hot?”
Person 1: “No.. she was a freak of nature.”
Person 2: “OH. That’s different then.”
Person 1: “Yeah. But, alas, a boob is a boob. Hence the 10% willingness.”
Person 2: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
endless laughter

I bet you can’t guess which one is me.