I love this, especially the first line about the birds, and the ending. Brings back memories. :)

AAARRRRGGGGG! What the crap. You try to cover the choppy sentences with adding that one line: “I’m young.” Don’t worry, I get the point. I definately get it, but just not my cup of tea. I’m more an Earl Grey type of person, not into the Yummy Berry Caffeine free Herbal Tea.