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The Eggburts

Heldly Eggburt was a simple man from a simple town. That is to say he was a simple egg from a simple chicken’s vagina.

“Cock a Doodle Doo mother-fuckers.” t( ‘-’t )

The fox wore the horror and wielded the boar sword of Gerald Ford, that now beong to a’ fat shit-whore.

Many foul died. :’-( <plooge at a sad face.)

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