All right, it’s cute, but I don’t think there’s enough here to really qualify as a ficlet. There isn’t really any hook for someone to prequel or sequel it.
YESTHOMAS. WHAT DO YOUTHINKYOUAREPLAYING AT? POSTINGFACEBOOKSTATUSWORTHYSTATEMENTS ON A SOPHISTICATEDWEBSITEFORSOPHISTICATEDPEOPLELIKE “FICLY”. TO CALLTHIS A “FICLET” WOULD BE LIKESHOOTINGYOURSELF IN THEFOOT. I AM DEEPLYCONCERNEDFORYOURFUTURETROWELINGTHROUGHFICLY, ATTEMPTING TO BECOME AS FAMOUS AS “MOSTLYHARMLESS”. (Who is pretty awesome by the way! As you would know!)
No, I’m just kidding buddy! I love it, no matter if it isn’t Ficly worthy. (Apparently!)