SO I WAS MCDONALDS WITH THIS GIRL CAUSE NOTHING GETS YOU IN THE MOOD MORE THAN FUCKING BURGERS AND FRIES AM I RITE? BUT YEA I WAS MAKING FUN OF THE FACT THAT THE COFFEE CUPS SAID “CAUTION: HOT” ON THEM LIKE PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT COFFEE WAS HOT, AND THAN MADE FUN OF THAT LADY WHO BURNT HERSELF.

THEN THE GIRL WAS ALL, YOU KNOW, COMPANIES SHOULDN’T SELL SOMETHING THAT CAN BURN YOU WITHOUT TELLING YOU FIRST. AND THEN I WAS LIKE, OH, DAMNIT, SHE IS RIGHT BUT I DIDN’T ACTUALLY SAY IT OUT LOUD CAUSE I’M NOT A PUSSY LIKE THAT. BUT I LAID OFF THE BURNT LADY SLIGHTLY.

IT WAS PERFECT, SHE WAS SO INTO ME NOW THAT SHE TOTALLY CONVINCED ME OF SOMETHING. THIS IS GOING TO GET ME SO MUCH ASS.