Narrator: Four adventures had set out across the land to vanquis the evil wizard Draziw and free the kingdom of Modgnik…

Rengar: Is that the best you can do, all the names are just nouns backwards.

Narrator: Shut up it fits! Now as I was saying the adventurers came upon an old woman in the path. She has a cane and a little wooden box.

Jadon: I’ll attack with a fireball!

Narrator: No! You gotta talk to her.

Jadon: Rolled a 20! Eat it sucker!

Narrator: Doesn’t work she is immune to fire. Now she starts to address…

Tryna: Why are you rolling, Ferg.

Ferg: Sneak attack, now shut up.

Narrator: You can’t kill her, it’s oblivion rules. You can’t kill major NPCs.

All of them: Fine.

Rengar: Old whench what are you doing alone on this road?

Ferg: Natural 20 to steal her box! I steal it right?

Narrator: (rolls, and fails) Yes damn it!

Ferg: What’s inside?

Narrator: FUCKING BLACK HOLE! Everyone dies, happy!?

Rengar: What got up your butt?

Narrator: A level 9 asshole spell!