lol! very Hitchhiker’s of you! and it so matches your icon. :) Great wit and character description all tied up in a neat package. I know someone like this; can eat anything and not gain an ounce.. Do you think, maybe, there are many portals, and would that make the danger greater?

Well I actually DO know someone like this, and as I say, this is literally the ONLY remaning possibility for their lack of weight gain :D :D I might take this somewhere, or at least see whethere anybody else takes a shot at it… I liked the idea of doing a wacky sci-fi thing like Hitchhiker’s Guide… Like the portal idea by the way, MH

and that little green man’s name is Bulimia, and he is contacted by using Pharyngeal Reflex Communicator. This story downright scares me, but I loved it.

Ah, a good view on weight gain! I liked the UFO bit! That was good!

Cool! I like this little Ficlet, I’ll give Five Pencils!

As somebody who has been accused of having such a portal, I fully approve. Awesome.

Well at least she’s not bulimic. That’s where I thought it was going. Kind of silly and light-hearted but still worked nicely for a fun bit of story.

They could just have a tapeworm, you know. :)

oh and here come the wormhole parodies..

I’m with Robotech_Master on this. it could be a tapewormhole? Very nice Douglas Adams feel.

Thanks all – glad y’all enjoyed it – the real Chloe is also suitably impressed, and a bit smug that her tummy has inspired my most successful ficly yet :D

She was also a bit freaked out by the tapeworm, although the tapewormhole pun-thingy was quite funny Pyro :D

lmao! a black hole in you stomach? i know too many people like this.

Like the quirkiness and whole funness of it, not a particularly interesting subject but you still managed to make it funny. :)

great story congrats on being featured

Congrats on being featured. There are a lot of people who really do not have to watch their weight but unfortunately they are tagged Anorexic or Bulimic. Funny how we are quick to label.

I can imagine Studio Ghibli taking an idea like, it also reminded me of Chan Wook Park’s ’I’m a cyborg’ great little idea.

Oh, it makes sense now! That’s why I don’t gain weight!

5 pencils for well-written literature and a way to tell people that I am most certainly NOT anorexic.