Exactly 1024 – after cutting 800 characters, but still!

awesoe acceptance speech! i bet the aunt was eating her foot! love it!

hehe, one of those situations that seems to happen forever once you hit a certain age until you oblige the aging relatives.

I, personally, would have gone for the whiskey rather than the beer. :)

Great story, thanks!

S.J.

Thank you both!

SJ – “whiskey” has far too many characters.

This is just one beer away from being a Jerry Springer episode. Awesome.

Big fan of the acceptance speech. It feels real, which is sometimes a difficult feat, especially with dialogue. And congrats on the nirvana.

As a childless, married adult (I’ve been fixed), I know all too well the “when are you going to have kids” question. Which is odd, considering I’m very vocal about my absolute hatred of kids. My parents were still hopeful though, right up until the doctor corrected nature’s mistake, that they’d get grandchildren.

i liked it. conrats JP on voiding your warranty.

Really well structured in the acceptance speech, I loved that.

Loverly speech. I know how you feel about cutting out characters like there’s no tomorrow!