The sign says no smoking. Smoking causes cancer. Cancer is my zodiac sign. The sign says no smoking.

There’s a dog hair in my mouth. Dogs can be very aggressive. I’ve never been in a fight. There’s a dog hair in my mouth.

Oh my God I can’t find my keys. Smoking, smoking, smoking causes cancer. Dogs, dogs, dogs, I still taste dogs. Oh my God, I need a Xanax.

Sorry, I’m late. Will the doctor still see me?