There were three men going to Iraq from the United States. These men were touring the country, and they ran into a tent with many fine looking women. They ended up getting friendly with the girls, as the chief walked in.

“These are my women, I am the only one that can touch them!” the chief said. “For your punishment we will remove your penises pertaining to your daily jobs.” He walked up to the first man. “What do you do for a living?” the chief asked. “I’m a policeman.” the first man said. “Then we will shoot your penis off” the chief said. And he shot him. The chief then walked up to the second man. “What do you do for a living?” the chief asked again. “I’m a fireman” The second man said. “Then we will burn your penis off!” the chief said. And they burnt him. The chief walked up to the final man and asked “What do do for a living?” The man stood there for a second. Then with a small grin he says “I’m a lollipop salesman.”