Space/Time Lincoln always knew his time in professional wrestling would come in handy.

Of course, that was down in Mexico, where nobody knew him as Lincoln. They only knew him as the luchador “El Emancipador!”*

*that anecdote is completely non-canonical. whatever the opposite of canon is, this anecdote is that.

“Wooo. It’s like a drug. Wearing these glasses gets you high, but you come down hard.”