Out of curiosity, I looked up Othneil Marsh. There’s a wikipedia picture of him and his fellow paleontologists. They’re all a surly looking lot and armed to the teeth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:OCmarsh.jpg
small niggle: the sentece “One pair belonged to a severely drunken man who thought the man was a lamp.” threw me a bit. maybe you should have written “One pair belonged to a severely drunken man who thought the hunter was a lamp.”