I can’t stop laughing, this is absolutely brilliant. Nice work!

I drink your milkshake!

Most absurd use of the required lines ever. And of course, everything is funnier in a German accent. Bonus points for including zombies, I think.

hahaha. the vat sounds like schooby doo.

I didn’t know zombies are lactose intolerant. Also loved the German accent. LOL

Ok. This is funnier than the sequel. And yeah, everything ees funnier with a German accent, no?

Mein Gott! I just realized the authors are different. I wrote that comment in the idea that NinjaChicken wrote both of them. Apologies, Ninja. Don’t ’ssassinate me, k?

Still, I’m glad you think mine is funnier. I hope you don’t get assassinated.

Heehee! I’m imagining a roly-poly German kid in lederhosen sipping a milkshake through a spiral straw, running away from zombies right now. And it makes me laugh!

had to chuckle about this one. lactose intolerant zaombies chasing a German are funny.

Too funny and surreal! Love it. Do you think zombie mothers tell their kids, “Now, don’t take any candy or milkshakes from strangers. Just eat their brains and come home!”

OMG this is so random and hilarious!!! Germans, milkshakes and zombies, a winning combination!!!