Dirty joke alert! Dirty joke!!! Haha, I could see the Monty Python troupe doing this sort of sketch!

Thank you for the comments. I marked mature just in case because of the whole hammer description thing. I don’t know what ages we have on this site!

After careful deliberation (involving a bit of silly-walk pacing), I looked over this entry again. I can see the reasoning behind the “mature” marking now, and while I’m usually not a fan of mature pieces, this bit worked pretty well without understanding the reasoning for the “mature” tag, which I particularly appreciated. It didn’t alienate me as an initially-clueless reader. So, I’ve recogized this piece for that very reason. Congrats!